Drop It On.
Walk Away.
The simplest way to secure your trampoline against high winds — no stakes, no sandbags, no straps, no tools. Drop it over the corner and forget it.
Three Models. One Job, Done Right.
Same drop-on design. Choose your finish and level of protection.
Essential
Clean, rounded, all-black. The simple, smart way to get protected.
Stealth Saddle
Matte-black, premium build. Balanced hold for most homes and high winds.
Premium Saddle
Architectural design with brushed-aluminum accents. Maximum hold, flagship finish.
One per leg — most trampolines need 4–6. No payment today; you only pay when your order ships.
It's Not Just a Trampoline.
It's a Projectile.
When the wind gets under it, a trampoline doesn't tip — it flies. Hundreds of pounds of steel frame and fabric, catching the wind like a sail. And the moment it leaves your yard, it stops being your problem to fix and starts being your problem to pay for.
Your property
A loose trampoline lands on cars, fences, siding, and windows — yours and your neighbor's. The cleanup costs far more than the trampoline ever did.
Your liability
When it travels, you may own the damage it causes. "I meant to secure it" is not a line you want to explain to an insurance adjuster — or a neighbor.
Your peace of mind
Every wind advisory turns into a knot in your stomach and a trip outside in the dark. It shouldn't cost you a night's sleep.
Everything Else Asks You to Dig, Fill, or Hope.
Stakes rip out of wet ground. Sandbags split and rot. Straps are a wrestling match — and trap the trampoline you'll want to move. Doing nothing is the most popular choice and the most expensive when it fails.
| Stakes & augers | Sandbags | Ratchet straps | Doing nothing | Trampoline Weights | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Secure in seconds, no install | ✕ | ○ | ✕ | ○ | ✓ |
| No tools, no digging | ✕ | ✓ | ✕ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Won't rip out, leak, or rot | ✕ | ✕ | ○ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Mow & move anytime | ✕ | ○ | ✕ | ✓ | ✓ |
| Built to hold in high wind | ○ | ○ | ○ | ✕ | ✓ |
| Won't wreck your lawn | ✕ | ○ | ✓ | ✓ | ✓ |
✓ yes · ○ sort of · ✕ no — swipe to compare
Gravity Does the Work. You Do Nothing.
It drops over the 90° corner where the leg meets the ground — the exact spot the wind tries to lift first. No attaching. No filling. No tools. That's the entire product.
Drop it on
Set it over the leg corner. The shape seats it in place — no aiming, no hardware.
Leave it in place
Its weight holds the corner the wind lifts first. Rain, sun, and seasons won't move it.
Lift off to mow
Mowing or moving the trampoline? Lift it, do your thing, drop it back. No reinstall.
It Started With a Dumbbell.
After one too many storms dragged the trampoline across the yard — and after the stakes pulled out and the sandbags rotted — I grabbed the heaviest thing in the garage and set a dumbbell on the leg corner. And it held.
"The solution worked. The dumbbell was just the wrong shape."
So I designed the right shape — something that hugs the exact corner where the wind starts its lift, drops on without tools, and lifts off when it's time to mow. That's Trampoline Weights.
Founder Pricing for the First Production Run.
We're finalizing the first run now. Reserve today and you're first in line — at the lowest price we'll ever offer.
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First in line
First-run units ship to the waitlist before anyone else.
Cancel anytime
It's a reservation, not a commitment. Change your mind freely.
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Shape the launch
Early reservers help decide sizes, packs, and colors.
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Welcome to the founding crew. We'll email you the moment reservations open — with founder pricing locked in. No payment today.
Good Questions. Straight Answers.
It sits over the 90° corner where the leg meets the ground and is designed for round leg tubing roughly 1.25" to 2.0" in diameter — the size used by most consumer trampolines. Not sure of your tube size? Reserve now and we'll send a quick fit guide before your order ships.
One per leg corner. Most trampolines have 4 to 6 legs. For full protection — especially in high-wind areas — we recommend securing every leg.
Yes — that's the point. Nothing is attached, strapped, or buried. Lift it off, move the trampoline, drop it back on. No tools, no reinstall.
Essential (25 lb) for typical backyards, Stealth Saddle (35 lb) for most homes and higher winds — our best seller — and Premium Saddle (35+ lb) for maximum hold and the flagship finish. When in doubt, size up.
It's built from weather-resistant materials with no exposed steel to rust — made to hold up to sun and rain, unlike metal stakes and chains that corrode in the ground.
No ground penetration and no permanent footprint. Lift it off to mow and your lawn stays intact — no holes, no dead patches, no buried hardware.
We're finalizing the first production run now. Reserve to get first access and launch timing by email. No payment today — you only pay when your order ships.
Founder pricing for the first run: Essential $39, Stealth Saddle $54, Premium Saddle $79 — each. One per leg; most yards need 4–6. You only pay when your order ships.